a light on his feet alley creeper.
adventure seeker, on an empty street, just an alley creeper, light on his feet.
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when a male is giving another male a bl-w j-b and the one giving the bj starts to choke from the j-zz and spits it out, he would be gurkan i was giving a bl-w j-b to him and started gurkan 0 0 get the mug
a diagnosis where a female (usually of sl-tty fashion) stands with her -ss out and chest out for an extended period of time, of which then becomes permanent. did you here about mary? she got permathot. should’ve guessed it, she’s a straight up hoe. 0 0 get the mug
- b*tt crest
the top, or peak, of your b-tt crack. when laura bends over, you can see the crest of her b-tt. it’s her b-tt crest. 0 0 get the mug
- bosnian pancake
a woman riding a man reverse-cowgirl while simultaneously sh-tt-ng on him and smashing it down into a pancake form. friend 1: “dude, i prolly shouldn’t pop my shirt off right now.” friend 2: “we’re at the pool, bro. you’re going to swim with your shirt on?” friend 1: “na man. crazy broad i was with […]
when you’re cough so hard you start farting simultaneously… i coughed so hard i started coughfarting.. 0 0 get the mug