Advisory


a group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.
student: can i be moved into an advisory with people and a teacher that i actually know and like?

whoever: no, that is forbidden, you’ll just have to suffer.

student: i guess that’s metro high school for ya.

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