Advocate-Zone
the status between “friend-zone” and “love-zone”. these “advocates” usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of “love-zone” status. while in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. the male “advocate” should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.
hey, man, i heard that you got to be in her advocate-zone! how did you cope with the cobras?
it wasn’t to bad, i brought a taser so that i could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
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