african bullfrog
a s-xual position where the guy is behind the lady. and when her arms are on her hips he places his arms through hers and pulls back her legs and, with a grip on the ankle and f-cks the sh-t out of her
girl 1: i was f-cked like an african bullfrog last night
girl 2: was it good?
girl 1: amazing.
a frog that inhabits the moon to fall from the sky and mate with the other frogs of the world. n-body knows why they’re refereed to as “african” but mainly because they happen to land in africa. the frog after mating dies. when the babies are old enough they build the their sp-ce ship to travel back into sp-ce, frogs where the first in sp-ce not humans. frogs also invented what people call time travel. yes a frog knows when you will die, scary don’t you think?
man in sp-ce: wow, did you see that?
man in sp-ce2: yeah that was a african bull frog.
man in sp-ce: didn’t they invent time travel?
man in sp-ce2: yeah, and one had an affair with my wife.
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