African Diet


the act of losing weight and getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a d-mn thing… just like everyone in africa
victor: hey did you see that ugly c-nt over there?

cyrus: yeah b-tch needs to get off the african diet
when you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an african diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.
hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.

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