the african father of the seven drug lords is a legend known all over africa and has seven drug lords all throughout africa. he is the most feared person in africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. when that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
ruben: hey matthew have you heard about the african father of the seven drug lords?
matthew: how do you know about my other half?
ruben: what do you mean your other half matthew?
matthew: i’m sorry ruben, but now you must die -sucks the life out of ruben-
ruben: -dead lol-
matthew: good now i can get that new shipment =d.
- wumbo c*mbo
the act of your soul escaping your p-n-s or v-g-n- after not c-mming for 4+ months man, it’s been so long since i’ve beat my meat, i can safely say i just had a wumbo c-mbo!
a person who don’t go for the anything , she say and do as she wants , sweetheart would do and give anyone anything but do her wrong . she will do it ten times worst , s-x game amazing , keashley is the coolest girl around.he eyebrows are always on fleek
when your man chops poblano peppers for dinner, then proceeds to tickle your cl-tand finger your p-ssy, leading to your girl parts feeling like it’s being burned by a welder’s torch. can also occur if the pepper was ingested orally, and you’re foreplay leads to c-nn-l-ng-s i was diagnosed with poblanovaginitis after he sucked on […]
- plate bae
if you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man. for the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship. there she goes fixing a plate for that […]
a made-up jewish holiday from the tv show family guy i’m taking the day off of work tomorrow to celebrate buchwuch.