African rash
when you are caucasian, travel to africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty–ss gl-sses. generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly b-mpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. the mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.
i went to africa because i had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, i woke up with a f-cking african rash.
i knew i had the african rash because when i googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what i was talking about because they are all -ssholes.
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