African Tunnel Monkey
a thin black p-n-s completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. the p-n-s is usually unfindable except be its’ owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. although the african tunnel monkey is not a measure of d-ck size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
last night i was looking to get my tw-t stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all i could see was this african tunnel monkey… so i friend-zoned him.
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