African Water
you know the water that’s left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that’s still brown and needs a second flush? yeah, that’s african water.
dude 1- hey, who didn’t flush the toilet?
dude 2- i was the last to use the bathroom, but i flushed.
dude 1- well check next time, you had some african water left.
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