AFT


acronym for -n-l fist train
great! the gang’s all here! time for a good ol’ sloppy aft!
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to be used in situations where “about f-cking time” just won’t cut it.
trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau’s bony -ss, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.
derived from an intoxicated persons abbreviation for “all f’d up!” to exclamate an extreme condition or act.
“dang, i’m aft!!”

or

“that is seriously aft!!”
acronym for “away from touchscreen”.
rhonda’s status message: afts
alvin: psh, yeah right! you’re practically glued to your itouch.
acronym for: african flap-jack t-tties.

extremely flat, sagging br–sts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. typically, simliar to br–sts seen on national geographic african doc-mentaries.

dude: “d-mn, she’s got nice cleavage!”
girl 1: “yeah, i like my double-d’s!”
girl 2: “hey, i have a.f.t.’s!”
dude & girl 1: “what the f-ck are a.f.t’s?”
girl 2: “african flapjack t-tties!”

a character who only exists on the internet. he lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. he is the most alpha of them all, in fact, zeus himself would be quite jealous.
yo man, i saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. i have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no h-m-). i hope i will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.
about f-cking time.

i coined this one after waiting a hour for dataforce to be oped on #linux quakenet.
1:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:47 hm, he wont give up 😉
1:48 >>>> natio is now known as natioa
01:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:48 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:49 hmm 🙂
01:50 >>>> irssi: loaded script dns
01:51 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:51 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has joined #linux
01:51 >>>> dataforce ([email protected]) has quit excess flood
01:51 >>>> mode/#linux +b [email protected] by crillo
01:51 aft

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