After Lent


a secular ‘holiday’ consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also partic-p-ting in new and beneficial behaviors.
person a: why’d you give up sweets for after lent? you’re so skinny.
person b: i want to make sure that if i ever get fat, i can lose the weight. my body is a temple.
person a: you’re an idiot but i admire your self-respect.

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