after-virgin
a man who hasn’t had s-x in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-s-x state where he’s back to masturbating to asian -ss p-rn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. this is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
dad, i swear to god you gotta get laid. you’re starting to act like an after-virgin. dad? dad, get the f-ck out of my closet!!
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