Afterbate
the akward moments after you m-st-rb-t- and you clean up the j-zz, put your clothes back on, think about how f-cked up you are, etc…
jack: “yo i just walked in on tom wiping his c-ck with tissues”
tim: “ugh you saw him afterbate
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when leftover j-zz from m-st-rb-t–n is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes
d-mn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!
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