afterbirther
one who continues to insist that barack obama was born in kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in hawaii
not even jesus himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that obama is a natural born us citizen
citizens who have totally had enough of “birthers” and are ready to end that sh-t now
join the “after-birthers movement” now, you know who we are after.
anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever doc-ment may be barack obama’s most recently released birth certificate, or certificate of live birth. afterbirther’s like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
kevin: “i just saw the latest forensic -n-lysis of obama’s birth certificate on drudge. what a forgery!
dylan: “good g-d man, you believe that cr-p? i was there when obama was born!”
pam: “you guys… such afterbirthers!
a “deather”; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that osama bin laden is dead without seeing proof. nicknamed “afterbirther” because such a person was almost certainly a “birther” (i.e., someone that demands proof that obama was a natural born u.s. citizen) in the months prior to osama’s death.
joe-bob freeper: long form death certificate or it didn’t happen.
some guy: oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
one who continues to insist that barack obama is not a natural born us citizen even after the release of the long form of his birth certificate
that crazy afterbirther wouldn’t believe jesus, himself
a birther who, even after the release of pres. obama’s “long form” birth certificate still doesn’t believe he was born in the united states.
that wing-nut is an after-birther. he has seen obama’s long form certificate but still doesn’t believe it.
a conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that president obama is not a natural born citizen of the united states even after he provided a certified copy of his long form birth certificate from hawaii.
anderson: have you seen obama’s long form birth certificate?
donald: pfft! proves nothing. it’s probably a photoshop. i’m convinced that he was born in kenya.
anderson: congratulations, you’ve graduated from birther to afterbirther.
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