Afterbum
when you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it’s still warm. also known as seat heat. (ew!)
bill: why aren’t you sitting down?
joe: the seat is still warm – i think someone sat here before me…
bill: ew, gross, i wouldn’t sit on a chair with afterb-m…
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