aftercrap


the brown residue left in your -sshole after you cr-p and before you wipe. depending on the type of p–p, aftercr-p can be slimy, burning, or sticky.
frank: “uggh! there was no toilet paper in the whole house! this aftercr-p is burning my -sshole!”

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