aftering
when you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
i hate to be the one to tell you this but you’ve been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. its getting out of hand dude.
but if i wash it her scent won’t be on it anymore.
don’t try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
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