Afterlife Insurance
what you pay to a church in donation, t-the, promissory, loyalty and allegiance ‘guaranteeing’ you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. the one type of insurance than n-body can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.
mario don’t give a sh-t bout doin’ another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.
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