AGDT
american gopher deterrent technique.
this is a technique that is often used by a man who’s property has become infested with gophers.
what you do, is set a gopher trap and capture one of those pesky critters. you then perform a “gopher call” to bring all the other gophers above ground so they can watch. once you are sure they are looking, you drop your pants and -n-lly rape the captured gopher while screaming “you like that?! you like that, gophers?! get the f-ck off my property or this is gonna happen to you!”
this technique usually results in 100% of your properties gopher population relocating.
man 1: “f-cking gophers keep eating all the sh-t in my garden!”
man 2: “agdt ’em man, agdt ’em.”
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