an age regressor is a person who is mentally younger for periods of time due to stress. this is common in people with ptsd,
autism, anxiety, or other disabilities that cause them to have large amounts of stress.
age regression is nothing to be ashamed of, and is completly normal.
“dude, why are you buying adult pacifiers?”
“i’m an age regressor, it helps me relax”
an eyewear and contact lens online store and smart phone app for fashion conscious individuals seeking designer gl-sses at affordable prices . order optical gl-sses and sungl-sses online with virtual try on. “where’d you get those calvin klein gl-sses” “got them online at speqs!”
when companies use memes to advertise their products online, usually through facebook or twitter. person 1: “did you see totino’s memarketing yesterday?” person 2: “yeah, and it sucked!”
- cooter heartbeat ch
when a girls cooter gets a pulse after she sees something she is attracted to. “oh my gosh that guy gave me a strong case of cooter heartbeat (ch)”
- reddit sp*cing
using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one. typically used on 4chan to discredit someone on the basis of being a reddit user, or derail the conversation. >uses reddit sp-cing >hates donald trump >doesn’t know about /r9k/ sure is summer
the act of zulfication, or to zulficate someone, is when a zulfer gets another person, or convinces them to become a fellow zulfer person 1: i’m gonna go zulf, be right back! person 2: what’s that? person 1: come on! i’ll zulficate you!