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politically correct definition: ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

real definition: a moronic belief system held by mentally-r-t-rded f-cksh-ts who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to “adults”.

fond of using the excuse: “you’re under 25, your brain isn’t developed yet” to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

these type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world’s problems. furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have “so much more life experience” and a “fully developed pre-frontal cortex” according to various bullsh-t pseudo-scientific articles.

equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. in many countries people over a certain age are expected to be “too frail and senile” to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: “hey punk-ss, you on your way to get high and have -n-l s-x with 7 virgins?”

18 year old: “no… i’m going to a job interview”

40 year old airhead: “job interview!? at 18? little children can’t have jobs! your developing brain isn’t mature enough to handle the responsibility!”

18 year old: “dude, that’s ageism. i can work just fine. where in the world did you hear that my brain is “still developing?””

40 year old airhead: “i read it on a news article! cause i’m an informed adult!”

18 year old: “who did the research for the article?”

40 year old airhead: “madd! they’ve been a reliable organization for decades! what they say must be true!”

18 year old: “ah, madd huh? so that’s why you’re such an uninformed pr-ck.”
descrimination based on age, either old age or youth. it’s always a bad thing.
ex: nambla and the aarp both oppose ageism.
when adults automatically think people who are 14+ are doing something wrong in any situation, whether inside a store or just walking down the street.
1.
-walking into store..looking around..goes to pay for item-

shop keeper: can i please check your bag?
teen: are you being agist?

2. teen: there is so much ageism in this country.
another pc term for sentiments and practices that don’t fit someone’s abstract model of perfection. in this case, refers negatively to any distinction made on the basis of age. see racism, s-xism, lookism, etc.
daddy, i wanna drive!
but you’re only three!
ageist b-st-rd!
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the senile old fool ran over a dog and a hydrant. shouldn’t they take away his license?
that’s pure ageism, you bigoted f-ckhead!
wot he sed. p.s. it is v. wrong and must be stoped.
see also ” jolak ”
i will serve this gentleman first because u are a child.
ageism is as bad as racism and must be recognised. see “jolak”
i will serve this man first because you are a child.
just as bad as raceism people can’t do things because of their age

it must be stopped
u can’t drive until you are 16

i will sreve this man first because he is older