agent oranged



being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting.
person 1: hey man it’s time to catch the movie.

person 2: hey sorry dude i was just agent oranged by this vietnam war veteran in the bar.

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