agoraphobitarian
someone who only eats foods that can be acquired without going outside. literally, the diet of an agoraphobe.
why is your fridge always empty? get some food in for dinner!
no can do, i’m feeling like agoraphobitarian cuisine tonight, it’ll have to be left overs or takeaway
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