Ah Sugar Tits!
a phrase used in a time of distress or discomfort. an alternative to “ah sh-t!” or “ah f-ck!”. only to be used in times of distress or discomfort otherwise the phrase loses it’s meaning.
example:
teacher: i want a three page essay on (insert book t-tle here) tomorrow.
student 1: wait don’t we have that science project due tomorrow? i haven’t even started it man.
student 2: yeah we also got that math test.
student 1: ah sugar t-ts!
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