Ahbpt


when someone is being a b-tch and you need to slap them, this is the sound effect you make. or it could be used as a sound effect for anything, really. especially when you’re angry, frusterated, or confused.

pr-nounced – ah-pf-b-p-t
like making the sound effect for a boat but adding ah in front.
teacher: you’ve failed your midterm.
me: ahbpt this test in the face!

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