Aikido in A Speedo
one of steven seagal’s earliest p-rno movies from the 80s. in fact, it was so successful within the j-panese community that it became a series.
in the original “aikido in a speedo”, steven seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
he stars in about half of the s-x scenes where he costars with several j-panese girls. only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
after he f-cks all the j-panese hos in the scene, he uses his aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
the end of the p-rno shows steven seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of tokyo at a speed of f-cking fifty miles an hour while yelling out “aiiiikiiiiido in a speedo!!!!” and also karate chopping little j-panese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
there have been at least 5 aikido in a speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by grand theft auto – that is, grand theft tokyo: aikido in a speedo.
-holy cr-p what’s that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling “aikido in a speedo!!!!!”?
-he’s just filming his latest p-rno, aikido in a speedo
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