aint no count
an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. this expression means the product is a piece of sh-t or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with “no count” which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.
jim bob cooter – “i got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!”
salesman – “uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??”
jim bob cooter – ” this here phone aint no count.”
salesman – ” so there is something wrong with it.”
jim bob cooter – “im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!”
salesman – “????”
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