air mattress


an air force sl-t. particularly used by personnel from other branches of the us armed forces for a female airman who has s-x with a lot of people from other branches of the armed forces.
ssgt slatternly did a train of 15 marines last weekend!

what a f-ckin’ air mattress!
flight attendant – refers to sl-t potential of jobs which involve travel
“the stewardess has a guy in every city – what an air mattress”
a term regarding the s-x of people who are ‘just friends’ at a slumber party or sleepover party.

the term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having s-x while retaining the image of being just friends.

the term was originally coined by conor oberst and the mystic valley band in their song air mattress.
jenny and craig slept on the air mattress last night.

dave: “craig man, you and jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? niccee”

Read Also:

  • bubble cush

    very good weed available on the street scene in and around hollywood. “before i go let’s burn one.” “well i got a pound of the bubble cush stashed in the wheel well of my deville.” “let’s do it.”

  • Bumbless

    when a homeless person says “g-d bless you” after you’ve given them something like food or money. john: hey ashley what took you so long? ashley: oh, sorry i gave that hobo some change and he kept b-mblessing me.

  • buns to the bones

    an alliterative, pg subst-tute to “working my -ss off”. in short, it’s a concerted effort made in order to complete/make/achieve something. i’ll be working my buns to the bones this weekend to get this project done on time.

  • Burgercooker

    a device that is used to cook burgers in a quick and efficient manner. formally known as a grill. hey where did the new burgercooker come from? burgercooker?? its a f-cking grill a device that is used to cook burgers in a quick and efficient manner. formally known as a grill. hey where did the […]

  • burnt carpet

    when someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the cl-toris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue. i have a herpes breakout on my tongue. i should give pat a burnt carpet tonight.


Disclaimer: air mattress definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.