Airport Magic


a unique constellation in the sp-ce/time continuum that temporarily gives one a james bond-like ability to p-ss through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

“ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. airport magic.”
“ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. airport magic.”

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