Aiston


noun: a pedophile or creeper, often equipped with a van and a large supply of puppies and candy

adjective: synonym of hot, s-xy, dirty, spankable, smokin, f-ckable, s-xually appealing, desirable, alluring, mouth-watering goodness, creamy nut explosion

verb: s-xual intercourse
“dude theres like an aiston over there eyeing me from his creeper van.”

“omg that guy is so aiston!”

“let’s make aiston.”

“it’s aiston time.”

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