Aivaras


a person who cant fit through doors and other tight sp-ces.
one who splashes lard all over the ground when he walks and the blubber jiggles when he jumps.
they can be very strong when they move all of their fat to their arms and overpower the other person since their arm weighs over 200 pounds!
zack: omg!!! i think i just discovered a new planet!!!!!!
xak: no, thats just aivaras.

director: who should we vote off the island?
crew: aivaras! he can be his own island!

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