AJ’s DOASE


when you are listening to the radio and the host speaks the exact same word that you just simultaneously read on a street sign or billboard while driving. this is called aj’s displaced optical audio synchro event. or aj’s doase (pr-ncd dose).
radio host: he really needs to work on his mechanics to improve.
me: holy cr-p, i was just reading a sign for ‘mechanics street next left’ at the exact same moment he said mechanics. i think i just had aj’s doase

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