Akanee


an akanee (uh-kaw-nay) generally comes in a dwarf size. kind of like a life-sized barbie except with a twist due to the brown comlexion. although akanee’s are stereotyped as terroists, they’re actually quite peaceful until you get on their bad side and then they’ll f-ckin’ nuke the sh-t out of you with their shizam calculus skills which they are very modest about. akanee’s can be lured by roast beef, mashed potatoes, qoo, cherries, c-ke, good music and matzo b-lls. akanee’s love to be around tigi’s and andrea’s.
akanee is filled with up-lifting sayings like this: “life is a b-tch so you gotta keep it positive.”

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