Akron Bifocals
the act of strategically placing ones t-st-cl-s in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one’s shaft directly on top of the person’s nose. this act is supposed to represent bifocal gl-sses and was first practiced in akron, ohio.
jeff: lebron james is such a douche bag for leaving the cav’s!
me: if i ever see that n-gg- im going to give him the akron bifocals!
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