Aksel


a rare name, for a rare type of gentlemen. aksel’s are s-xually attractive and charismatic. aksel’s tend to be if the chill type, keeping calm when they are met by negative situations. they also are more fond of relaxing sipping to a beer in a corner talking than dancing and getting sh-tfaced.

aksel’s treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including s-xual activities. all women tend to find aksel’s very love and f-ckable, especially when they get to know him.
that guy is so perfect. he has to be an aksel!
a way of avoiding difficult situations, a clumsy move or an insult.
i was in for some serious trouble, but i took an aksel.

i akseled the tv…

you’re nothing but an aksel.

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