Al Dante
al dante; adj. the state of perfection to which one is cooked alive when in the deepest pit of h-ll. ie: extremely angry; livid. a play on the culinary term “al dente” (cooked to perfection) and named for italian writer dante and his famous epic set in h-ll, the inferno.
guy 1: man, roger just went into a total meltdown when john ran off with his wife after torching his house and car.
guy 2: yup, i’d say he was pretty al dante.
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