al shmal


someone who has a problem in the v-g-n-l area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man
yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time

check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on down their

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