Alabama Backyard Beatdown


when you and (presumably 4) other white males grab a group of women (preferably non white and/or wives) and then presume to beat the living sh-t out of them… afterword put a big ol’ pinch of grizzly wintergreen… dixie 09 h-ll yeah 4wd.
bob: ey boys wanna go to the mud hole and do some truckin’?
bill: nah man i’m going to the alabama backyard beatdown tonight at 6:30… just before dale comes on to race.
boomhower: my wife is s’pose to go to that… b-tch didn’t give me a cold beer last night…

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