Alabama Flapjack


one can accomplish this s-x move by pressing and spreading one’s b-tt-cheeks onto a person’s chest or back. while this occurs one must defecate, producing a flat t-rd- or the “flapjack” on the person’s body. after you are done, proceed to c-m on the flapjack, this would be the b-tter on top. and enjoy!
we are having breakfast for dessert, alabama flapjacks are on the menu, and your the platter.

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