Alabama Getaway
when a guy pulls out during s-x and shoots his load into either the face or hair of the girl in which he is having intercourse with, turns around and runs out of the room yelling “i’m your cousin!” and leaves.
dude, last night i was b-lls deep in this girl and decided to do an alabama getaway. i almost tripped over her rug as i yelled, “i’m your cousin”, but caught myself and made it out of the house before she could even clean herself off.
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