Alabama Handshake
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in ones hand then proceeding to slap your s-xual partner in the face
i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
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the act of coming in your hand and slapping your s-xual partner in the face
i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
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