Alabama pi
the number 3.
using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
a hoax news article posted on the internet saying that alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. many people believed that alabama would actually do this.
i just did some real quick calculations in my head using alabama pi.
responding to pressure from religious groups, alabama’s state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with biblical precepts.
sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be alabama.
“cornbread are square; pi are round”
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