Alabama Sledgehammer
a s-xual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. the man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser’s erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. the difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
“dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?”
“the best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer”
“you best stop jammerin’ before mister t starts alabama sledgehammerin’!”
1. the act of ramming one’s fist up a partner’s -n-s forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.
steve: hey, greg, why’re you limping today?
greg: man, jorge gave me an alabama sledgehammer last night, and i can’t walk straight…
this act has a cult following in the necrophilia and coprophilia underground where most acts are of a more humane and consenting nature than the original occurance in that all parties are alive by the end of the escapade.
the alabama sledgehammer is defined as a s-xual excapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. the man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser’s erect genetalia and stands in a super hero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the lying man. the difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse, being that coprophiles dont alway’s have the urge to sodomise corpses as necrophiles do.
a s-xual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.
one night tranman, ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the alabama sledgehammer
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