Alabama Standing Screw


allegedly originated in the dirty south. a s-xual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. see also kentucky leg dangle.
i gave her the alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

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