alabama swimrace
2 guys and 1 girl (all 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. the 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. the girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must j-zz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. the first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
bill: yo jack, u wanna go and play alabama swimrace with our sister, becca?
jack: oh boy, i hope i win dis’ time. mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
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