Alabama Thunder Slam


a s-xual act in which a man sits on the face of a woman, masterbating while she licks the inside of his -sshole. before climax the man begins furiously slamming on the girls face with his b-ttocks in her nose breaks. then he must -j-c-l-t- in her broken nose. it is not the alabama thunder slam unless he then victoriously exclaims “alabama thunda slam!”
dude have you hear? ivan gave c-ssie the alabama thunder slam last night, she’s in the hospital!

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