Alahoyus
alahoyus.
1. a venusian greeting. combines the subject “alahoy” or “h-llo”, and the suffix “us” or “all of us together” to create = “h-llo all of us here together”.
2. the common greeting used by the venusians as told to us by valient thorr, a band who escaped the planet venus before baby venusians were seeded to the earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.
3. a common h-llo or goodbye on the planet venus and among fans of the band valient thorr.
ex 1: “alahoyus yall!”
ex 2: “alahoyus everyone, we’re valient thorr from the planet venus!”
ex 3: “alahoyus brotha. you wanna double dog down on some barbeque? i’m hungrier than two mafks.”
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