Alan Rampage


an alan rampage is the act of throwing a fit in a very violent way, usualy ending in death or serious injury. normaly, the persons concerned should have the name “alan” but other people of different names can be affected. such fits or ‘rampages’ can be induced by: treachery of the highest form, eating all the blueberries in the house, lack of a gaming console, parrot costumes and most importantly, avocados.
“whoa man, some guy just went on an alan rampage down the town. millions were killed in the blast.”

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