Alan Story
a story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. punctuation is optional.
alan: “hey, so i was watching jay leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef g!”
reece: “nice alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life.”
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