alarm poach
when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.
yo, i’m totally late cuz b did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a b-tch.
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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had s-x with a woman, you c-m on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze b-tton she has once again had your c-m on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock…
yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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